Lying About My Age

I feel like this is a DVD that I put on eternal pause and then forgot to turn back on. That's possibly the worst analogy ever, but it's all I got. Look, I have a ton of insane, fun, hilarious stories for you guys, ones that will knock your socks off. Unless you're not wearing any, but if that's the case, put on some damn socks so I can knock them off. Anywho, my grandma is terminal right now and the stress alone is just eating at me, so I apologize for not having a chance to update. Plus, next week is my birthday. Ya birthday! I'm going to be 21. Okay, so I was 21 three years ago. Gees, it's too early to start lying about my age.